I’m dying to do a jingle at some point in my career.

What’s your quirky ambition?
(Please no “winning a Cannes lion” tropes!)

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I want to leave the industry on my feet, and of my own choice.

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I'd love to get a raise without asking that's competitive with what I would get if I switched agencies.

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Give an entire client presentation while in the character of captain Jean-Luc Picard, including voice and mannerisms.

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I want to do an activation with a blimp.

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I want my work mentioned on this podcast I love called The Read.

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It is, and always will be, poop jokes. Haven’t gotten there yet.

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I would like to make an adequately funded TV campaign of three spots that has no influencers anywhere near it.

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👋 hi there CD3, welcome back to cloud cuckoo land. Haven’t seen you in a while.

I want to work 9-5 and get paid like I work 9-9.

I wanna create something controversial

I want to find a way to sell a spot inspired by “Dude, Where’s My Car?” and work on a smart OOH campaign.

I want to make something that pisses off people on fishbowl

Get a job at Oatly.

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