Is it just me, or does it feel like this guy is really trying to justify the idea of a guy in his 50s getting to marry an 18 year old girl?

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I am trying to imagine a scenario in which this post helps this guy’s career. I cannot.

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Now that you mention it, he is Indian, a people known for monogamy websites, among other things like staring longingly at a tree

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Why did he wake up and decide he needs to post that on LinkedIn

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Why is he making everyone on LinkedIn uncomfortable?

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Ew. Yeah, this is the guy the interns avoid at the office party.

"You're so mature for your age."
"Let me get you another drink."
"I could be your mentor."
"My wife doesn't understand me."
"Sorry, my hand slipped!"

What a cliché.

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👀👀👀yeah I'm with you pretty creepy

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Yeah marriage is so overrated.

Would that every old dude who wants a ring woman were like Charlie Chaplin: handsome, world famous, charming, and blisteringly rich.

Does just one of those work? Namely…. The old part.

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New wage code...what is in it for us?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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