No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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This feels like a cry for help

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No pack of any kind, so he doesn't have any beer either?

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😂 💀 Ooh I know; the reason why he’s still happy is because he might have a “Jet pack” in his basement. Stay woke my LinkedIn Cringe minions. HAHA

Hahaha I saw this too and was like “you should probably think about doing some of these things…”

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“Hope dealer”. Is this slang for a new drug the kids are using these days?

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“Leading with empathy” tho

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2/10 on cringe meter

The cringe here is everywhere but I'll focus on "leading with empathy" 🙄🤣

This is literally the opposite of cringe?

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Anybody can become angry that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose and in the right way, that is not within everybody's power, and is not easy ~ Aristotle

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Interviewed for dreamy job in dream city last week. Got a ton of buy signs from everyone I met with, especially CEO & CTO. HR said they would reach out early this week but I haven’t heard back yet

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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I’m not even sure what to make of this.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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I woke up today tired.

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

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I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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Does anyone actually get any value from LinkedIn posts? Other than things regarding openings or positions, does anyone actually care or look forward to the content there? I feel like a LinkedIn creator is akin to a pet rock or NFT

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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4 part post here from a leadership and certified emotional intelligence coach who believes in you! He loves to include a pic of himself on every post, in addition to adding his own likes and initial comment to tag more folks and help the post go viral!

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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I can’t believe people want to be paid a living wage these days. Pathetic.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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