No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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This feels like a cry for help

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No pack of any kind, so he doesn't have any beer either?

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😂 💀 Ooh I know; the reason why he’s still happy is because he might have a “Jet pack” in his basement. Stay woke my LinkedIn Cringe minions. HAHA

Hahaha I saw this too and was like “you should probably think about doing some of these things…”

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“Hope dealer”. Is this slang for a new drug the kids are using these days?

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“Leading with empathy” tho

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2/10 on cringe meter

The cringe here is everywhere but I'll focus on "leading with empathy" 🙄🤣

This is literally the opposite of cringe?

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Does anyone actually get any value from LinkedIn posts? Other than things regarding openings or positions, does anyone actually care or look forward to the content there? I feel like a LinkedIn creator is akin to a pet rock or NFT

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God is so inspiring...

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Cringe for today!
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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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