No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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This feels like a cry for help

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No pack of any kind, so he doesn't have any beer either?

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😂 💀 Ooh I know; the reason why he’s still happy is because he might have a “Jet pack” in his basement. Stay woke my LinkedIn Cringe minions. HAHA

Hahaha I saw this too and was like “you should probably think about doing some of these things…”

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“Hope dealer”. Is this slang for a new drug the kids are using these days?

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“Leading with empathy” tho

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2/10 on cringe meter

The cringe here is everywhere but I'll focus on "leading with empathy" 🙄🤣

This is literally the opposite of cringe?

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Oh, Jeeeeezus Christ. Literally.

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And here I've been going into interviews hunched over and sobbing. Who knew it was about JUST BEING CONFIDENT?? Duh. #ThoughtLeader

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Be like him…

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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The humble bragging is out of control…

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Who *are* these people?

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Really? I’d be lucky to remember one thing.

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Not cringe. Let’s think about it

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I am in job searching mode, given what LinkedIn has become is still a good platform to post for looking new roles? I see people with the green open to work for months and months…..

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How many of you out there have ✨ too many 💫 job offers??

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At this point Elon Musk will need to buy LinkedIn and make it about professional networking.

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Unless someone did what this kid did (learning to walk again) don’t post it on LinkedIn.

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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The last paragraph really did it for me.

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When people who use the phrase "dream job." Major cringe.

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Great chance to piggyback on someone’s pain for my own likes and sharing my mountain trip instagram photo

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I can get on board with this content

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KPMG starting their own metaverse.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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