Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

I almost feel bad. Like how sad does your life have to be to turn to LinkedIn for validation?

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I lost it in the first sentence with the abbreviation.

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I hope this is how my team refers to me!

I would be 1% hurt and like 9,999% proud.

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Ahahahaahahhaa that’s phenomenal. I know you had a spoiler OP but I really didn’t see it coming it’s so egregious. Love it.

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I too break down many times at my job. 9 years and counting

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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https://www.seattletimes.com/business/gravity-payments-ceo-dan-price-resigns/ what are we going to do without this guy, he’s the cringe master general

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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This guy has the worst posts…

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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