Incoming multi-tier cringe

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So much gratefulness! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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Thatโ€™s just the wine talking, D3

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This is pretty standard. Not sure whatโ€™s cringe about it? Seemed pretty humble and excited for the opportunity.

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Ok now thatโ€™s just funny๐Ÿ˜‚

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadnโ€™t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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I bet someone will try to post this seriously some day

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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$1000 says this didnโ€™t happen. ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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This is how I feel!!!

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Full disclosure, I didnโ€™t read past the first sentence.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or โ€œshareโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ comments were fun too.

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Uhhhh ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” this guy's tone is just off putting
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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goesโ€ฆ

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