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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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I hate when people treat LinkedIn like a creative writing class.

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I’m gonna try this one since I need a new blazer

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Particularly sensitive metal detector. Like they can adjust the setting.

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Rising Star

Oh it happened all right. Turns out though that the "kid" was actually the famous hiring manager dog.

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I think the younger dude was just cruising Doug Leeby...I think Dougie isn't telling us how the story actually ended...

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Creepy. and how in the hell do you have a company with 700 people and not one single black person in it? Super sus.

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Was it the same blue blazer that he is wearing.

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Sounds like he didn’t want security to find the gun in his blazer pocket so he gave the blazer to the kid.

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Agree. Didn’t happen.

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His “occupations”. So cringe.

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TL;DR: I'm a dick.

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Also my mother has been telling these made up stories with implausible dialogue for years and years and years. Relays all kinds of conversations to me that absolutely never happened.

If only she knew there was a website for people just like her.

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Already cringed at "husband", vomited at "perpetual learner", and in between those I felt bad for his "friends" who are forced to listen to his drivel on a regular basis.

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Dude’s been watching too many old timey movies where the young whipper snappers still had respect for powerful and respectable men like him

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Pinocchio fainted after listening to this story

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works at Accenture
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Have a 2/15 call on ghiv. Tanking today, drop it?

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What is salary fo ther quality analyst and software process training clients total experience 4 yrs

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And I thought I had a long day!

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a Senior Manager
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Mommy, will you please stop working and play with me?

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I have an interview with each MBB in 3 weeks. Anyone willing to give me a really hard case?

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Okay, so I have pretty bad cystic acne, clogged pores and enlarged pores. I’ve been using curology and a mild dermatologist recommended soap. I have seen some improvement, however I was curious if anyone was struggling with it and has tried the “Flo Vitamin gummy’s “ on top of my fertility struggle this really has kinda killed my confidence. I know it’s not specifically fertility related but Was hoping to get some feedback on similar situations

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I have got pre offer form from ey. And welcome mail as well but i didn't see offer letter anywhere. Where can I find offer letter?

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I wish to join IQViA . Any Managers here looking for a Business Analyst? Please let me know

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Any trans in this bowl from India ?

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At what point in your careers did you know you wanted to gun for PPMD? Any point wherein you doubted yourself?

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How is the Managing Consultant role at Mastercard? Is it anywhere similar to Big3 consulting or something different? Anyone who could refer me?

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My manager has announced for hybrid/wfo mode. 3 days in a office mandatory...what are your thoughts guys

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works at SquareTrade
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How much is the max salary band for Specialist designation?

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works at Axtria Inc.
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Hi fishes,
I'm a bit confused please help, I'm a dot net developer with 1.5 yrs exp, so I just wanted to know what's the future of dot net and will it be relevant in near future. Thanks in advance.

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Hi all,
I have an urgent question regarding the flight and weight allowance that TCS arranges for Australia.
Kindly advise!!! Urgently needed!!

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7 years experience in Development.
3 years in React Js.

Looking for an referal oppertunity in Kolkata Region.

Thank you

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Is McK Digital less brutal in terms of hours but the same level of prestige as general McK?

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Oh god no.. 🫣

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Chief

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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works at Willis Towers Watson
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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
My Boss: "Where is this animosity coming from?"
Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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a Creative Writer
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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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a Lead Software Engineer
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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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a Creative Operations, Product Marketing
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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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“I used to be rich, but I sold all my stock so now I’m poor like you guys!” is a new one

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a Management Consulting Analyst
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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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a Management Consultant
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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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a Senior Associate
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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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4 part post here from a leadership and certified emotional intelligence coach who believes in you! He loves to include a pic of himself on every post, in addition to adding his own likes and initial comment to tag more folks and help the post go viral!

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