$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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I hate when people treat LinkedIn like a creative writing class.

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I’m gonna try this one since I need a new blazer

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Particularly sensitive metal detector. Like they can adjust the setting.

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Oh it happened all right. Turns out though that the "kid" was actually the famous hiring manager dog.

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I think the younger dude was just cruising Doug Leeby...I think Dougie isn't telling us how the story actually ended...

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Creepy. and how in the hell do you have a company with 700 people and not one single black person in it? Super sus.

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Was it the same blue blazer that he is wearing.

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Sounds like he didn’t want security to find the gun in his blazer pocket so he gave the blazer to the kid.

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Agree. Didn’t happen.

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His “occupations”. So cringe.

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TL;DR: I'm a dick.

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Also my mother has been telling these made up stories with implausible dialogue for years and years and years. Relays all kinds of conversations to me that absolutely never happened.

If only she knew there was a website for people just like her.

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Already cringed at "husband", vomited at "perpetual learner", and in between those I felt bad for his "friends" who are forced to listen to his drivel on a regular basis.

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Dude’s been watching too many old timey movies where the young whipper snappers still had respect for powerful and respectable men like him

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Pinocchio fainted after listening to this story

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Endless humble bragging. 🤮

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Whyyyyyyyy the crying selfie on LinkedIn 😫 I feel secondhand cringe (full story in comment)

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Hey I'm upset, let's LinkedIn 🙄

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The humble bragging is out of control…

I always wonder what happens when this type of person realizes their so desired destination sucks just like the others. It’s just work… stop glamorizing it.

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Ok. Someone studied at Stanford and Yale at the same time.

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Ngl, this is pretty funny. Dude even attached a gif of a gorilla giving the finger to solidify his point. 🤣

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This guy is just a bunch of quotes over pics of him in a fedora.

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Not cringe. Let’s think about it

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At this point Elon Musk will need to buy LinkedIn and make it about professional networking.

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Why do people share personal stories like this. It’s okay in conversation with people close to you or on personal social media.

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I’ve never posted the third type but I’m not a LinkedIn “influencer”

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Calling support… is an accomplishment.

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Ive officially seen it all, introducing you to LinkedIn Dating.

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