$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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I hate when people treat LinkedIn like a creative writing class.

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I’m gonna try this one since I need a new blazer

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Particularly sensitive metal detector. Like they can adjust the setting.

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Oh it happened all right. Turns out though that the "kid" was actually the famous hiring manager dog.

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I think the younger dude was just cruising Doug Leeby...I think Dougie isn't telling us how the story actually ended...

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Creepy. and how in the hell do you have a company with 700 people and not one single black person in it? Super sus.

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Was it the same blue blazer that he is wearing.

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Sounds like he didn’t want security to find the gun in his blazer pocket so he gave the blazer to the kid.

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Agree. Didn’t happen.

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His “occupations”. So cringe.

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TL;DR: I'm a dick.

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Also my mother has been telling these made up stories with implausible dialogue for years and years and years. Relays all kinds of conversations to me that absolutely never happened.

If only she knew there was a website for people just like her.

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Already cringed at "husband", vomited at "perpetual learner", and in between those I felt bad for his "friends" who are forced to listen to his drivel on a regular basis.

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Dude’s been watching too many old timey movies where the young whipper snappers still had respect for powerful and respectable men like him

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha Pinocchio fainted after listening to this story

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Who wants to know how under paid they are?

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Me: "Give me a market rate salary you cheapskate"
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Me: [checks notes][timidly] "From the part of me who dreams and dances and wishes and cheers and laughs and leaps and bounds?"

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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Poor son will have fun in the upcoming years, set up his own bar too high from the early days

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Cringe or nah (pt1)?

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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LinkedIn has to end

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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