Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Tech Innovator | ex Facebook, ex Geico, ex Roosevelt Elementary Honor Student

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Thought leader | futurist | ideator

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Top 5 LinkedIn Influencers | ex Facebook | ex Googler | ex Nerd | Bestseller influencing new generation of entrepreneur's | this could fucking go on but no more space in header

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i guess this leads to more job offers. Anyone tried out and has data?

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"oh no i can't be wrong, let's quickly act like children"

If you tell you are better than Harvard enough times, it becomes the truth.

Big 4 with enough self promotion will overtake mbb

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There is only Deloitte and the rest. EY get out of here

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There’s a guy at my firm who has ex-McKinsey listed. Like wth

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^of course

I’m just about to switch from a Big 4 to industry and I was going to do this haha

If only I could share where I was going to and show you the message they’ve asked me to post on my first day haha it would make it so much worse. Let’s not out me until I pass my probation!

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Ex-Walmart, ex-McDonald's, ex-Dollar Tree

Ex-Job Searcher

Ex-Lehman Brothers | Ex-Enron | #dontjudge

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Why? On any social network for that matter🙄🙄🙄

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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