Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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He's been doing this on Twitter for a minute now. Dude is just extra. I won't say "eccentric" because that's what he wants. He's extra.

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His personal style is very extra and this just fits right in

This is just painful

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You sure that isn’t a bot account?

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That’s how he types on Twitter/ig

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Dude is a weird misogynist.

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We will likely have differing views on this, I’m not sure he is misogynistic rather than he is a bit ignorant and perhaps has not had a full view of the world due to his upbringing (perhaps his mum and grandma hated sport so his views on that were shaped at home)

The second video, I don’t know if he doesn’t want that type of women surely he can express that. My husband wouldn’t like someone loud, or who couldn’t cook but I also wouldn’t date someone short or someone who drank alcohol because that’s my preference. I’ll watch the full video when I’ve got a minute but that’s my first thoughts.

I could be wrong once I’ve watched it but just putting initial thoughts out.

I'm having flashbacks to the days of Livejournal and Xanga. 😱

It must take him sooo long to type with all those funky characters…guess we know he’s dedicated

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I bet someone will try to post this seriously some day

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This is how I feel!!!

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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God is so inspiring...

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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