Is there a better way to break out of procrastination than slapping your hands on your thighs, saying “whelp!”, and standing up? Because if so, I sure haven’t found it.

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Found the midwesterner

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Slapping your thighs and saying whelp has been scientifically shown to be the best way

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That’s actually how I start to procrastinate.

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Slap on those skis

Better way is slapping your bosses thighs, saying “whelp” and standing up.

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