I want to become an art director with zero design skills. I’m going to have someone else comp everything up for me. The ideas might be solid. Who wants to hire me?

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You’ve been on this “AD with no design skills” bender for a few days now. Is this art director an old classmate who just made the cover of AdAge or what?

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But can you Canva?

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This is sadly many art directors lately

What about an art director with 1 or 2 design skills? Coz that's where I'm hovering 🤣

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Lol 2/5 copywriters can’t write to save their lives. But if the idea is big enough, “it writes itself”.

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