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Laughably fake, either that or everyone involved is somehow mentally deficient. Who would even entertain “blind” layoffs? You would be laughed out of any board room

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D4 with the comment of the year 🫡

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My client? I can't say, but it rhymes with 'Neta', with CEO 'Nark'

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We would never do something like this because of our code of ethics and morals

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The Sacklers approve this remark

Lmao sounds fake

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That partner’s name? Abraham Lincoln.

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Everyone clapped

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M_K

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How does Oiji board works?

Everyone wants to be in strategy until the strategy is massive layoffs

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The strategy is always restructuring. 👋

Tell us this is Bain without telling us this is Bain lol

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“Top tier strategy firm”? Deloitte is that u?

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As an ex Deloitte person I can totally see this being real

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You guys really trust everything you read on Reddit? Oh boy…

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Who should we trust if not Reddit?

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Meta 🙃

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If they leave over ethical concerns with out communicating it to the client does it really make a difference? Agree that it sounds a bit made up but not completely impossible for this to happen. If there’s documented evidence that this happens I’ll like for them to blow the whistle. Cc the client along with the resignation. 🗣️📢

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This is so obviously fake

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Why do people think this is fake it sounds entirely plausible

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Yikes.

Wow.

Seems par for the course with the big firms honestly.

As much as I’d hate the partner(s) doing this, the client is somewhat responsible if they can’t understand this “strategy” consulting firms very bad recommendations and why keep going back to them? Smh

While technically consulting firms are hired to make improvements, and it’s not the client’s responsibility to identify the bad will of the ppl who supposed to get paid to help them. U can argue those folks are “intellectually bad” tho lol

Tell us this is McKinsey without telling us this is McKinsey

It's Bain + Meta

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Ew

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