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More like EBITDA vs adjusted EBITDA

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How do people romanticize princes? They seem to all look like inbred trolls even when young. A title that means almost nothing in the modern world really worth it?

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What tech companies pay best for business strategy/ops people? Currently making $150K TC with 5YOE

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Hi guys, had a query around joining bonus return policy in Accenture. If I resign before 1 year but my last working day falls after my date of joining(hence completing 1 year in company), am I liable to return the joining bonus?

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Hi does hsbc gives joining bonus how much salary band we can expect for gcb 5 ? This is my 3rd post on fishbowl but not a single reply I am getting ..

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Confession. I love hallmark Christmas movies. Even in July...

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How is the citi project in virtusa?

My tech stack: Java, spring boot, microservices, react

Is there any framework used ?

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Deloitte GPS folks, can I get the scoop on the background check process? How long does it take, how thorough is it?

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This is a noob question. What do I do with this meme stock I purchased? I only invested a grand. Do I sell when it’s high and get out of it? Or hold on to it? I know nothing about trading.

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San Jose passes ordinance to have insurance requirement for Gun owners. Statistics show that 1/3 rd of deaths related to gun violence are due to insurable events

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Thoughts about Georgetown? Looking to buy and wondering what the current and future outlooks are in terms of growth

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Inspired by Puss in Boots

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Is CitiusTech have good WLB and what would be the job security if i join?

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When an introvert opens a shop

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Best YouTube channel to learn Salesforce?

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Hi All, I m in middle of Pre joining Formalities of on board CTS portal.
There is form come - Dependent Form ( not exactly remember now)

Have two options - if I don't add any dependent then got this message.

What's this form exactly all about ?

What are ' Social Security Profits ' Cognizant provide? I need your advise in this context as I m new to such things.

I would be thankful if someone can share their information on this in detail. 😊

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Hi fishes, Dm me with the job id for referral in Cognizant.

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First PI case. Just got defendant’s discovery back. I asked for all policies to see any potential coverage and was just sent back the 2-page dec page. Is that normal? What is my response/objection to this?

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Why do some people get laid off and others not? Is it always utilization? Do people typically know they're at risk before it gets to that point?

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I prefer green though

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Thank you Shannon for being a wonderful team lead

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Who is watching Obama’s commencement speeches today?

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I don’t understand the words that are coming out of your mouth....

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Wow! McKinsey, what next?

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Preparing for another week ahead. Stay safe out there.

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Let's keep this for August, 2020

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How I look after carrying all my personal belongings to the office, airport, and home every week

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Only because someone requested this kind of meme war...

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When a client starts talking IT but has no idea what they’re talking about

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Before the Avatar and the Four Nations, there were the Consultants, mysterious spirit-world beings that wandered the land searching for their next engagement

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Canadian and EU workers justifying 30-50% lower compensation figures for similar work and higher taxes by trashing on US healthcare and social issues

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Deloitte OP is an imposter 🐝

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Every time someone tries to pitch us on “a new exciting untapped market” 🧐

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Proposal for pitching this....legal, time saving, energy goldmine....total consulting (life / work) must have!

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When your client is understanding of your schedule, listens to your recommendations, and thanks you for your hard work.

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