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One dump begets more dumps. You need to clean your porch well.
Cayenne pepper or coyote/wolf urine (available at hunting stores) can help, but are are hit or miss in my experience. Wildlife services do nothing as they will only relocate them 1km away (they will come right back).
Lighting the area at night, using a small radio to produce noise are more effective. Motion controlled sprinklers can also work. Most effective is poison, but it’s not legal.
You’re a consultant, let’s break this down into an issue true. Problem statement is raccoons taking a dump.
1) Racoons have to dump
2) Racoons must not dump on the porch
Therefore they should dump elsewhere
Suggested solutions
1) Train the racoons to dump elsewhere
2) Put diapers on the racoons
Training racoons is a longer term solution, putting diapers on all racoons is the ideal immediate solution.
"Just catch them and put diapers on them, then they will not be able to dump on your porch"
https://youtu.be/0JtoSafhvLM
How dare you mock racoons
Pro
Get a BB gun and make it a sport
Move to a higher floor. I live on the 33rd and we had only one raccoon in three years.
I’m in a house