NOW THATS THE ART OF THE DEAL LOL

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That one fishbowl poster has been pretty quiet for the last months…overwhelmed by too much #winning

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at least ma portfolio is up

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rip JFK

Dawg! What you want him to do? We were gonna run out of oil after he decided to go around bombing people because bibi told him to. Epstein *cough cough*. Woo sorry allergies…

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This aged very well

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Go back to work and stop charging the client for time you spend on your phone reading the news.

And you’re on fishbowl doing… client work?

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