Early Childhood

One of my favorite things about early childhood is the unique kids think. I feel like I should start a book of all the funny things kids say. What’s the funniest thing that happened to you this year?

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During snack one day, one of the children in my classroom kept looking at the raisin box then back at me. She yelled, “Ms Alyssa is on the raisins box!"

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Wow!

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We a little girl that said, “My mom works at the hospital”. My assistant: “Oh, what does she do there?” Child, “She sucks people’s blood!”🤗😃(she was a phlebotomist)

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I jokingly tell my 4 year olds that we go to the restroom to go, not to have a party. One day one of my girls came to me and whispered that one of the other girls was having a party down in the restroom. It caught me off guard because she was so serious! 🤣

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Cute . I think you should write the book. Tony Gaskins website has a course how to birth a book. Good luck

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I currently teach an art class for ages 3 and up. We were making oceans: painting sandy ocean floors and lovely blue water, drawing colorful fish and seaweed and coral. Everyone was (semi) quiet and working hard. Out of nowhere, I hear, “Hey! I think my mom likes me!” 😂😂🤣🤣 I paused, caught off guard. And then replied, “Well yes, I hope so, Buddy!” 😂😂🤣🤣

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One of my daughter who often volunteers in my classroom came to our moving up ceremony to help out. During our morning, one of the students asked her “ why do you have on Mrs. D sneakers”? Unaware that she did. The whole class laughed. She was surprised at how they really do pay attention to me n

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Not to me, but to another teacher at my school. We had opening night last night, and one of my PreK children who will be with me again this year, came in with his mom, and as she got her car rider tag, he asked for me. According to my friend, the conversation went like this: “Is Mrs Rusti here?” Teacher- “who?” Mom- “his PreK teacher.” “yeah Mrs Rusti” Teacher “do you mean Mrs Sharpe?” “No. Mrs Rusti” Teacher- “yes. Her name is Mrs Rusti Sharpe” “No it’s not. It Mrs Rusti...” Teacher- “Mrs Sharpe.” “This went back and forth several times. “It was at this point”, the teacher tells me, “that I realized I was arguing with a 4 year old and losing. Everyone around us were watching and trying not to laugh!” I looked at her and said, “welcome to PreK! When do you want to start?”

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