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It’s a stack of bricks. Use case: something makes you “bricked up”

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Let’s see how this goes 😅

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Not even close 🤣🤣🤣

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One of those Canadians that knows every Canadian celebrity and finds every opportunity to mention one

Recently instead of most frequent will have to do

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Tell me about me

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Spends a lot of time curating their Netflix queue

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Has been working on a novel for 5 years

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I’m very much the same way EY 3, I hope my glib judgments are taken all in good fun 👻

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I looked at mine. There is no way I’m posting it.
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Is it a lot of squirting eggplants?

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Was anyone else expecting the Tide 'later' guy to show-up in the P&G ad? Missed opportunity? Or too expected?

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What are fun things to do for 2nd date in Chicago?

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Stories of a Jax night out?

I'll go first: on a last night out for a navy guy I'd dated for like 6mo he dragged us to king street where i never enjoy, at the bar w the toss the ring game a couple was fucking in the bathroom and the guy in front of me in line was mad about it taking so long so he started banging on the door trying to break it down and started to fight them when they came out. So we escaped to kickbacks where a customer threw a drink at the waitress who subsequently pulled a 🔪

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Does EY help pay for hearing aids? Starting full time this fall and I think I remember reading something about it when I interned but I no longer have access

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Hi, I was promoted to Associate in March. Am I eligible for October annual hike?

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Any folks with knowledge on clinical trial design? And understand the protocol requirements well? I have a couple of questions that I’d like to bounce off.

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What are reasonable exit opportunities from transaction advisory/fdd? I am considering a position in this but am concerned with getting stuck too far down the road.

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How many spark points have you got since the initiative began. I've received about 2200 spark points till date.

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Anyone from Google who is willing to give a referral?

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Recently moved to the US and will open a trading account. Which platform would you recommend? Looking for simple interface, low fees and promotion if available. Planning to trade semi-frequently (every second week / monthly) and invest 15k as a start.

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Hi All. I moved to a new company , I just got my take home salary and my current pay is less that previous pay ,because of different state and other taxes. My new company is better but the pay is demotivating me . It is almost $500 less per biweekly pay check . What to do get out of the demotivation? I wouldn't have minded the same pay , but $1000 less /month is a lot !

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Whatz the salary day for cerner.

I quit today :)

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Should you gift your GF who has kids but not with you something for Mother’s Day? 👀 if yes what’s a good gift that’s not over involved ? (Not flowers or chocolates 🙄).

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I am a conservative who believes in being tough on crime but this is absolutely ridiculous and wrong.

As a lawyer, it troubles me that a public figure would come out and say something like this

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Does anyone get so competitive that you developed an unhealthy obsession with something? This is an example with me on Duolingo. I don’t think it is very healthy 😏

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I will eat a raw onion like it’s CAKE

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Anyone used the blu* pil recreationally?

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Anyone else’s day get thrown off when you lose a chapstick? Just me??

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Been planning for months to move to Chicago but I’m just seeing more and more news about crime getting worse, even in the nice areas…

Not sure what to do, I desperately want to move out of NYC and start somewhere new 🥺

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I wish you could leave a text message unread. Sometimes I forget to respond when I first receive it.

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My managers manager is getting fired. Am I screwed?

My managers manager is the chief revenue officer.

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Any book recommendations that are must reads/made a significant impact on you?

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