Sales people are most definitely not my people

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Are consulting people your type?

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Why does the art of communication frighten you?

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Lolz

Sales people are in every industry and most every (senior) level role.

This is like saying you don’t like anybody who is a SM in consulting or Sr director in industry lol

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OP = clueless

I’d much rather be a successful salesperson of any age than a business analyst lol

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It's even more surprising that these sales people/consultant are very anti-social or very selective who they want to engage with even a casual setting

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Gotta go back to hibernation mode after being so extroverted in public settings. It's a lot of energy. So many public figures are introverts.

Also need to add that a lot of business doesn't come from just professional settings. Some could come from random gatherings

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Slick sales people at boomer companies who knew little about their own product except how to play golf always boggled my mind. Like, this is how the world works? 🧐

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I read this as “salad people” and couldn’t agree more

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Why are they always laughing!?

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