Seeing all my close friends getting into relationships make me feel lonely 😢 the devil says just settle the angel says wait for the one

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Have fun along the way

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It’s the constant dilemma of enjoying time with friends and then it hits me I would like to have a partner , some random moments on trips too

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Spoiler. “The one” isn’t something you find.

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You create them, by finding a decent looking girl. Then you proceed to gaslight and manipulate them into turning into your perfect girl.

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A mistake people make is thinking it should be easy to find the one. They look at other’s relationships and think ‘if it is not like that right away with zero effort the they are not the one’

You want to find someone with potential for a long term relationship. Build the strong foundations you later want to rely on together. But you start with just a promising plot of land.

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Someone from the bowl will end up delighting you (not me)

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Frame settling a little differently. Everyone has an idea of the ideal mate in their heads but perfect doesn’t exist. Is kindness and loving family worth an inch or two off of ideal height. Does hardwork and ambition offset current employment situation, etc. Don’t settle being with someone you don’t love but you might adjust your search parameters a bit. 😉

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Sigh yes that’s true, if they don’t tick 10/10 but 8/10

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How old r u?

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I hope you find the love of your life in this bowl and invite me to your wedding and baby shower

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Like we’re are they finding them? lol

Yeah… I’d say it’s not the best 🥶 works for some

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