I have a flight tomorrow at 11PM. I can’t wait to get to the lounge at 5 and get HAMMERED with all that free booze. Hope I’m not denied boarding

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In college my friend dropped me off at the airport and was worried I was too drunk to get through security (end of semester, we finished all of the booze before we left). I don’t remember getting to the gate, I just woke up and we were landing. All I had were my drunk tweets as evidence of what I was doing while waiting to board 😂

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I’m sure you’re still full of fun 🤩

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I once boarded an early morning flight, and I was so drunk- I couldn’t even see straight.
I swayed around, giggling non-stop until I finally boarded.
It’s mostly a blur, but I remember trying not to fall on my face.

It’s a miracle no one stopped me. 😆
Although I got a lot of nasty glances from people who seemed irritated AF looking at a drunken idiot at 4 AM 😬

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