I would like to take this time to sincerely apologize for calling people in there 30s old, I finally turned 30 and we are young af, unlike the old geezers in their 40s

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K oldie😘

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Cud be a rapper name "k-ol.D"

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Prolly should write your 40s apology from now op. 41 here, young af.

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I still have 10 yrs, FB may not be around or probably acquired by Kanye west.

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get the f*ck off my lawn — 31 y/o

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Their*

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Ngl that was good

I'm 61 and genuinely young af too.

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Wait until you get to 50 and bits of you stop working. 😂

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🥺😂🧐

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Apology accepted.

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What do you think will happen to you in 10 years genius?

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I'm 23 so you're a boomer

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I code no ppts 😎

They say the 50s is where it’s at

i felt old when i was 12, now at 30+ i feel like i have one foot in the grave

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