So today at my 3 yo daughter’s first fall soccer practice, I slipped and said “big d*ck energy!” when she kicked a ball to a goal. I think I simply meant “big energy!” I don’t know why or where it came from, but I have never been more embarrassed in front of so many families. That’s my Saturday, folks! Hope yours went better. Praise be for college football.

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Own it. On the first day of preschool my wife told our son he had to get in his car seat because “I’m not gonna be the bitch holding up the car line” in front of a group of parents that walked up for pickup. It’s their problem if they don’t like it.

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Obviously if anyone says anything, you said ‘big kick energy’!

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