The laptops we get in the UK are piece of junk, slowed down by Accenture bloatware.

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Same everywhere

You need to get your practice or client account to sponsor you for a MacBook.

I have a Windows dev laptop, it’s better but even that is substantially slowed down and corrupted by all the Accenture bloatware.

Only MDs get new laptop.

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I came across multiple posts in which the pay is very much less compared to the industry standard ( on seeing their YOE)

But digging a bit deeper, we could see the lack of skill sets, not up to the market trend with latest technologies. Basically not updating ourselves with new stuffs happening around.

Your YOE nowadays doesn't matter much but skills matters. Keep upgrading your skills if you want to stick to the market trends and enjoy the boom.

Remember the story of NOKIA ?

#skills

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Hello! I’m a clinical healthcare worker and am currently working on a master’s in finance to pivot to healthcare consulting.

I’m trying to get an internship next summer (I have the time off work) but am having difficulty finding internships for non-MBA master’s degree candidates. (I have a clinical MA and doctorate & it’s been an auto-reject from analyst internships.)

Would anyone be willing to connect for internships or work for companies that love non-traditional candidates? Thank you

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Hello fishes,

I'm looking for someone to share 2bhk (fully furnished) in North Bengaluru (Bhartiya City) . It's an all girls accomodation.
Single room in 2BHK Rent : 16 k approx (negotiable)

About Me: feminist, not a party person but a backpacker. Looking forward to positive vibes, long drives and peace times

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Hi Fishes,

After reading the pune office location, I Google Mapped it and came to know that the office building is still under construction, can anyone confirm this if you know.

I do enjoy a Texas sized thunderstorm every now and then 🤠

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Recieved a call from infosys on interview for tomorrow .but they haven't scheduled the time. is it possibly canceled?

Probably worst time but I’m looking to relocate to AUS from Canada - thoughts on this occurring in next 12 months giving hiring environment? Hard to tell without being there on the ground

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Hello FishBowl community,

I am a Talent Acquisition Partner with
leadership and management experience,
and my previous role was a Talent
Acquisition Specialist. I have a bachelor
degree in Business Management, and I'm
looking for a remote role.

Any TA / Recruiting referrals or job opportunities
would be greatly appreciated! :)

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Hi guys

I applied for 2 position at a time in jp Morgan career portal . That's fine ryt?

Or we can't apply for two roles at a time? Any idea guys?

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Does lululemon usually release a collection for pride?

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Is there a book or something I can read about first party property defense. Just started working at a firm and they basically threw me into the ocean to swim with no guidance whatsoever.

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Who's Gina? everyone seems to people talking about in the confession bowl.

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How is the market for Oracle HCM (Absences and Time and Labor) Consultants in Toronto.

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How much raise for landed folks on promotion?

Is IFS getting bonus /raise numbers a full week after practice? Is that fair???

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What is hike percentage in xavient digital- powered by telus

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What are the next step after H1B petition approval? Do we have to book visa appointment or company does that on our behalf?

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You got it boss!

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Tell day 8th Nov!

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Do you know if Accenture enforces it at the time of exit?

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UK fish - 1) Level 2) Salary 👇GO!

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