The poor people in my neighboring apartment building. Their fire alarm has been going off since 2am when I took my midnight tinkle.

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Did your tinkle set it off?

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Ohhhhhhh you meant mid-night

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I’m so confused. What does a midnight tinkle have to do with a fire alarm at 2am and on?

Midnight meaning middle of the night rather than literally 12am.

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