Any of you auditors have pick up lines? Matched with a hot auditor guy and want to slide in

Best GMAT study plan?

If you could live anywhere in the world where your firm has an office, where would you choose to go?

Did anyone have a hard time transitioning into a full-time job/adulthood after college?

Hi Fishes, what is your approach of value adding to your project on top of regular work? By the way I am a test lead(automation) and have 11 yoe in a product company.

Do you tell your boss you’re going through a breakup? I’m phoning it in and obviously going to be camera off for awhile.

TLDR: Getting over your ex of 2.5 years ghosting you after they said they wanted to reconnect.

I was dating someone for about 2.5 years and then we broke up because of COVID and the long distance was making it too difficult to continue. The break up must’ve been like a 4-5 minute FaceTime because I was very distraught. After we broke up, she started seeing someone else but I was heartbroken and it’s taken me over a year to really get over everything and process those feelings. (Cont.)

Can anyone tell me what is the SA2 salary range in advisory for more than 5 year experience

I want to get middle school cert (for ELA) My degree is K-8. My current cert. & EdTPA is K-5. What's the quickest & easiest path to middle school certification?! (I'm in TN, specifically Sumner Co.)

Hi
I've 4+YOE in machine learning and deep learning
Any references in hyderabad in a better org pls

Off topic: I have to relocate to Hyderabad on 16 aug , is there any good girl's pg around amazon hyd 13 office ?
Budget 8-15k .
Any leads would be appreciated.

When you sell a dedicated website for a special deal, do you give the CRM for free? Is vTiger CRM your advice? Otherwise, what are your most common recommendations about CRM?

DO YOU JUST ASSUME THE COST OF YOUR MARKETING ACTIVITIES? I am looking to allocate their cost in the marketing budget in a way that won't rely on several layers of assumptions. How do you reliably estimate the cost of different marketing activities (email, social, web, etc) when you don't have specific people or tools allocated to each function and costs are spread across many channels? Ads seems the easiest, but even then there's time and overheads... I've been looking for a reliable model.

Do MBA student clubs use Teams or Slack? Do they use just the free tier?

If I have 6 yoe as a Tax Senior, is there any chance I can come in as Tax Manager starting off?

Decided that I’m leaving audit today. Trying to understand the full range of opportunities in forensics. Will have my CPA and CFE. So far, I understand that there are client-serving firms like FTI and then the B4 will have forensics arms as well. What are some other forensic accounting roles? Pros and cons? Better than audit? Honestly just looking to learn anything.

Do you submit fake rental receipts and owner pan card detail for HRA? Is it normal ? I see most people does in my team. They submit parents or spouse pan card number as owner pan card number to get HRA. Is it same everywhere?

How does one go about resignation in the remote setting?

Should i email my boss then follow up with a call? Or the other way around?

The "confrontation" is really difficult for me lol. I actually like my current boss and she's been helpful and made me feel like she looks out for me too. But the new opportunity is too good to pass up on (huge increase to pay. No concerns on the team since ive worked with those people in the past in a different company)

These paychecks aren't cutting it. Side hustle ideas?

Looking for New Year’s Eve plans for a couple other than going out to a club... any ideas?

Anyone purchased a timeshare? How does it work and how do you like it?

Looking for a Christmas present for my girlfriend. Would like to stay under $250 (I’m a 1st year staff shes in grad school so don’t have much money). She likes gold — I’m thinking of getting her a necklace, which I believe I can only get gold plated in my price range. Does anyone have any suggestions of good brands to buy? First time looking at jewelry websites and they seem kinda gimmicky and would like one I can trust and get good quality. Thank you!

Do you get your mom's flowers for Valentine's day? My mom is single, so I thought it might be a nice gesture

Graduated college 6 months ago and just been working since. I’ve been living in my city for almost 20 years now and want a different change of scenery. Any advice from people who moved west coast to East coast. I’ve been interested working in Chicago or New York

Why do people not respond to calendar invites? Come on now we can do better🙃

Just got back from Ford vs. Ferrari. While it probably won’t be winning any awards, it’s easily the most fun movie I’ve watched in a long while. Highly recommend!

Any actually good prime day deals to grab?

Bring back Trump’s market.

What random skills do you possess that can help during the pandemic? I'll go first-

I can make soap, beer and mead from home. Im gonna be drunk and clean!

Any advice on how to spice things up in the bedroom?

Anyway to slim down legs; just want to smooth out this massive imbalance that the body seems to favor to the downside

For those of you with immediate family members who are at high risk, how are you doing? I find myself being very anxious and stressed about my father getting sick.

Advice on dating someone long distance? Kinda big price tag just to see each other.

Everyone in my firm try so hard to be politically correct😍feel so included.

Dear Clients,

Stop read-receipting me.

Sincerely,
Annoyed

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's a bad idea to bite your fingernails if you're already chewing gum.