“There’s a special place where consultants go when they die and it’s below hell” - Kevin O’Leary

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Because hell is occupied with his data centers

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Its how hell is kept warm

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Interestingly enough all these pseudo-celebs and personalities bashing consultants are out there selling, gasp, consulting advice.

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he probably pays for consultanrs too. idc tbh about beig a piunching bag as long as money comes through

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Well….There’s a special place in hell for people that support pedos.

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That special place sounds like slalom

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🤨

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Ole Kevin killed some one with his boat driving drunk and switched positions with his wife who took the fall

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He probably called a consultant that came up with this plan

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I feel like it is a badge of honor when a low life like Kevin doesn’t like you.

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Well, at least he’s not stereotyping widely. lol. Accurate statements and all-encompassing comments are antonyms.

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It’s 100% true. They sell pretty PowerPoints and already know the answer to the company problem or bullsh*t the solution. They use chatGPT for the whole process.

Criticize the idea, not the man. I’m not wrong.

As a longtime consultant myself, I must admit, he’s not wrong generally speaking.

Coming from him that’s a compliment.

As a career consultant, I can only agree with Mr. Wonderful!

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