What are some good consulting pickup lines?

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I have a huge deck

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Big deck energy

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As two separate verticals, success can be found in our horizontal alignment.

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I’d love to get you scheduled in my pipeline

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I work for McKinsey

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You and I together can achieve multiple synergies

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This engagement can provide great exposure, upward mobility, quick roll off, and a great recommendation for future endeavors.

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Let’s align 🤷🏽

Let's bang this out

You’re looking like a new client: exciting, sexy, and I can’t wait to give you my proposal

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