What corporate lingo or workplace jargon makes you cringe? Mine is “huddle.”

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Circle back. Ping. Touch base. I feel the cringe in my spine every single time lol

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What does "ping" mean?

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Transparency, trenches, open communication ( when there’s no communication whatsoever) . The Queue. Wellness. Mental well-being. “Let me get back to you on that” . “Misdirection “

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Let’s take a deep dive, huddles, silos - all make me cringe!

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Not the deep dive

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Put a pin in it
Does she have the bandwidth for it?
We are going to sunset weekly happy hours
Check the pulse

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"stay in your lane", "we are like a family", "I'll try to be as transparent as possible", although this might just be my specific toxic boss though 😅

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I hate the term "onboarding." "Offboarding" is just as absurd. "Reduction in force" is cringe-worthy too. Just call it what it is--layoffs!

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Bite of the apple

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“Gotta start somewhere”…. In relation to a daunting project/task/goal

Putting out fires, pushback, connect offline (???), high level overview, workflow (most overused of all time but what else can you call it?)

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Omg workflow…. How could I forget

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I find it interesting to hear these from people. None of these bother me. There used to be one that bothered me at my old workplace but I can't remember what it was.

Exactly…. Everyone sighs when they hear it over the radio

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