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Everybody’s heard the pooping-on-a-white-couch story right?
Unbuttoned one button on my shirt.
Story is true. It happened at the Fox upfront party. They also called 911 for her. The girl never went to work again, could not get a job and had to move home. The company mailed her things back to her. Following the events the entire company had to take a professionalism class. The story was also covered on Page 6.
Fucked a coworker
Lines on the boardroom table.
Fucked a Producer.... oh god, is that you?
I heard the story about 12 years ago. I’m sure some of the details have changed as it’s made its way to urban legend status.
As it was told to me: a woman goes to a vendor party. Imagine the upfront. She’s relatively new at her job. She gets shit housed. No one is watching out for her because she’s so new. She passes out on a couch. A white one. She defecates. She never shows her face at work again.
Laughed at the ECD, not with him.
@OMD... I haven't.
She also stepped on broken glass and was bleeding a lot since she had been drinking. Defecating on the couch at that point is a sign of her body shutting down. She’s lucky to have survived it honestly and hopefully this doesn’t happen to anyone else, for multiple reasons
So that’s why we all use the phrase “shit the couch” when something goes wrong!
Can confirm this exact story. Amazing how well the details have held up 😂😂😂
☝️Heard this too from her boss! It’s true.
WOW
http://gawker.com/009881/crapulent-fox-staffer-flushed-at-upfronts
@OMD1 yes, it’s sad :/
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