What’s the craziest thing you’ve done at a work party?

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I had a light beer once

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Everybody’s heard the pooping-on-a-white-couch story right?

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Unbuttoned one button on my shirt.

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Story is true. It happened at the Fox upfront party. They also called 911 for her. The girl never went to work again, could not get a job and had to move home. The company mailed her things back to her. Following the events the entire company had to take a professionalism class. The story was also covered on Page 6.

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Fucked a coworker

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Lines on the boardroom table.

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Fucked a Producer.... oh god, is that you?

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I heard the story about 12 years ago. I’m sure some of the details have changed as it’s made its way to urban legend status.

As it was told to me: a woman goes to a vendor party. Imagine the upfront. She’s relatively new at her job. She gets shit housed. No one is watching out for her because she’s so new. She passes out on a couch. A white one. She defecates. She never shows her face at work again.

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@OMD... I haven't.

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She also stepped on broken glass and was bleeding a lot since she had been drinking. Defecating on the couch at that point is a sign of her body shutting down. She’s lucky to have survived it honestly and hopefully this doesn’t happen to anyone else, for multiple reasons

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So that’s why we all use the phrase “shit the couch” when something goes wrong!

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Can confirm this exact story. Amazing how well the details have held up 😂😂😂

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☝️Heard this too from her boss! It’s true.

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WOW

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@OMD1 yes, it’s sad :/

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