What's your "I'm in Finance stereotype" moment?

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When I make finance jokes and no one other than those in finance thinks it's funny

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When I look at my bank account

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I judge people for how they pronounce EBITDA. If they say EBIT “DEE AY” then I don’t care how thorough or compelling their analysis is, I hate them on a deeply personal level.

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When I meticulously track my investments in a color coded excel spreadsheet and mark to market every week, heave a sigh of relief as the % increases, stare at the picture of Stevie Cohen on my wall, and down a scotch.

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@Assoc1 do less

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I made an Excel tracker for apt hunting. I also project my own personal cash flows

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@GS1”it’s pronounced thermometer”

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