I am now a finance bro and a home school dad and I hate this. Next year I'm giving their teacher my bonus

Aramco profits falling by 20% in 2019 has got to be a sign of the end of times

So since the economy is on the bench at this point, whatever hospital is talking money I'm ready to scrub in!!

Survey: What’s your signoff? Want to switch it up Kind regards/cheers/best/peace/sincerely, JPM OP

I need, i repeat, NEED, starbucks to stay open during this time. Arianna the barista has been the linchpin of my sanity since analyst year started. Please lord let her get me thru covid 19

Best place to find job openings? My go to has been LinkedIn with a splash of Indeed/Zip-recruiter. Have not had great results with them.

The Fed is using this stimulus buy stakes in companies?

Finance opportunities in Miami or Florida in general? Has anyone had success with finding decent roles in the area

Will the pandemic actually lead to permanent changes in business continuity/operational risk management, or will companies fall back into their old ways after this is done?

Its proving hard to crack the finance roles at Google, FB, Amazon etc. 10 yrs in banking with a MBA and experience vastly in risk/controls. How can I make a more compelling case for my candidacy?

So corporate debt market is basically a bust because all the consumers are locked inside their homes...idk what to do other than laugh

Does schools closing mean the recruiting pipeline is dead because i need some interns to do my work

Occidental slashing dividends in half is absolute trash. Why did covid have to hit my pockets like THIS.

Is anyone else’s job on fire rn? This crisis has created two distinct groups- people laid off and people working literally non-stop. My boss is hounding me on 5 remote work apps, I have no escape

Southwest CEO taking a 10% paycut pretty cool of him

Thoughts on taking out a large unsecured line of credit at an all in annual rate of 4.4% right now to invest into blue chip equities, only buying on red days, and trying to get low average cost bases?

First time in a year I actually have time to work out consistently because I’m not commuting to and from work everyday. Probably the only bonus of wfh life rn

Starting a pool on how long Scharf is gonna last at Wells Fargo. My money is on 8 months.

I’m 21 and have some money saved from summer jobs I’d like to invest. Given my long time horizon and high risk tolerance, anyone have opinions on maximizing returns (calls, margin loans, etc...)?