Being a jr. banker is like being a racing horse. A litttle man stands on you and whips you on ass while you carry him. He gets tons of money and you hope to get laid because of job title.

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Lol!

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The little man collects a percentage fee. While many unrelated parties win and lose, yet blame you for it all even thought they took their own gambles.

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B) Switching my job here and hold on

What would you do?

Thx! :)

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