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Then how they will brag about their works/sacrifices etc ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

I mean they need someway to tell you that they have studied under street light to achieve the position in which they currently are.๐Ÿ˜…

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And 7 pahaad paar kar k school jaate the ๐Ÿ˜„

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Badi post pe bak*chodi ke hi paise milte hain bhaiiii

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It somehow happens on its own. They tell thinking we might learn a lesson or 2 from their experience. But humko toh sab gyaan lagta h na.. they dont know this๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Thats how we became managers..talking BS for long ๐Ÿคฃ

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Phulo phalo!

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This is one of the skills you need to learn too for future ๐Ÿค 

Reminds me if my manager. He has endless list of stories to tell on every discussion

Ba$ ch0di managers ko inhi storied ki salary milti hai

Let them spk but do you hear? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Sometimes i feel like ki bol du bhai mudde ki baat pe aa na direct. ๐Ÿ˜… But umar ka bhi lihaaz krna padta h

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