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Yup. Every time. We’ll, before hybrid/remote.

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That’s always ruff

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Relatable

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Now I just send an empty email with the subject line “Can I call you?” And solve my stupid question in the time it takes them to respond or send them the document and make a fool of myself

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EY FSO NYC S1 Salaries - Go

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Anyone know of any great agencies that work in the purpose/social impact space? I am interested in looking into this area.

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Is deal flow starting to pick back up? Just started as an FDD analyst and would love to keep my job

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If you have a love bracelet, do you wear it to work?

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What are bonuses like for a first year IB Analyst in London? (Think US banks like GS, MS, Citi etc.)

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Do tech companies like FAANG hire strategy consultants? Starting at an MBB/T2 next year and curious if tech companies leverage consultants as much as other industries. Part of me wonders if they are in such high growth right now that consultants can’t add as much value, thus maybe a smaller presence. Thoughts?

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Can anyone refer me in Kyndryl. I am currently working as Administrator/Incident Manager in Wipro and relevant YOE is 4.9years.

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I would appreciate some advice on this predicament. I accepted an internship for JPMorgan Chase in the SF office for this summer. It seems I won't get my bonus until I start in June. However in order to secure housing in SF I need that bonus. Should I ask for an advance for the bonus?

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Anyone have good books on private capital? Tradtional Private Equity, Venture, Growth, Search - even negotiating in the space. Just interested and looking for audiobooks. Thanks!

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Senior producer - 140k / New York

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I have 6.8 YOE in compliance as financial analyst. how much CTC can I expect in UBS If applying for AO level.

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Hi,

Need 11 likes to start DM.

Thanks😇

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Is it common to get burned out from job searching? I hit a point last year where I applied to almost 100 internships and at one point I gave up. I've changed some things since last year but I'm open to advice.

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I have completed 1st round in Birlasoft and 2nd round scheduled, it will be technical or management?

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Has anyone ever gone through the interview process at Citi for HR roles? I have a question

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My director gave me a 45 day termination warning. I had a random 1:1 with my director last Friday. She essentially told me I have 45 days to increase my activity (I’m a recruiter that gets measured on daily metrics.) After the 45 days if I don’t meet these requirements I will be terminated. As you can imagine I am panicking a little bit, I’ve confided in a few coworkers and they told me to start looking for a new job because even if I meet these metrics I could still be fired. Any advice?

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Hi! Excited we have a space finally :)

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Not specifically a law meme

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Not a meme but…

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Ok Perry Masonary, go back to Bedrock.

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@NonEquityPartner with a devastating attack

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Can confirm “ability to clam down anxious associates” haha

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So hot 💦

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If I don’t laugh at @NonEquityPartner’s memes on Instagram I’ll cry

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Via @NonEquityPartner on Instagram

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Do you think I could file this in lieu of a motion for extension?

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At the moment it’s actually both

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As a former English teacher and now a criminal defense attorney, I love this one.

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For anyone still having in-person client meetings (my condolences)

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My autocorrect changed Supreme Court to Sippe Cup. The Sippe Cup holding in...

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One time I had opposing counsel who just lost hard after oral argument stand up and say, "I'd just like to note my appeal." Um... OK....

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What’s your biggest legal mal concern?

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high school me 🤝 attorney me

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Get FUCKED, WestLaw. I only switched windows to draft a paragraph, not to end my session.

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Favorite law firm Instagram account?

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And then the first assignment hits.

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Still silly, LitG!

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