Confession

I made a graph of all my past relationships...
There was an ex axis and a why axis.

Welp, it's official. This is the highest gas price I've paid in my life, $4.17/gallon. Sure glad I got that 57% raise! /s

I anticipated finding a new job and then getting an offer for the last five months. There are a lot of valid reasons to want to leave my job but after the excitement faded from getting the offer, I ju… more

Hello bookworms of fishbowl, what are yall reading?

My little sister is toxic af. I cut her off 2 months ago. She has now turned my whole family against me. Just making up lies and they are believing her. I am so exhausted. Had a 30 argument with my mo… more

Would you pay for your own hotel and flights for a paid conference?

A female friend told me that I was “written by a woman”. Is this supposed to be a compliment?

I just spent $3000 on a mobile game. I have a spending problem

They say if you can't beat them, join them, but my goodness I'm dying of AI fatigue. Nobody can give a 5 minute presentation without going on about AI 😫 😩

Started our 10-year anniversary off with a house cleaner and a couple’s massage. On to fine dining, putt-putting, and hot springs bathing ❤️

I don’t want to work my boring job 😫

I just spent $100 on a new belt and it doesn't even fit. Huge waist.

I hate my job and I hate how they gave me a surprise promotion I never asked for that barely came with a pay increase. It's only pennies to my already small paycheck. Then they had the nerve to sa… more

I feel bad about this but I have a strong urge to cheat on my SO. I do live her and I am not even attracted to anyone else in particular.

I have a job where I do a minimum amount of work maybe 2 to 3 task days than a lot of down time. I don’t feel important. I don’t feel included and I want so much more for my life with my education and… more

Welp, thank god I don’t need to renew my passport until after 2028 lol.

Why are the “no kings” people not protest the joint session of congress, where an actual king is speaking….smh

Confession: I'm not actually a fish

I have a hard time getting along with my sister. She texts me and tells me she’s coming to visit from VA (I live in Florida) with her newborn and her husband but I have two tenants in the house who ge… more

Some people cry when they cut onions.

The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

You've got to be non-shallot.

Incase y'all are looking for an update: I spoke to my husband about the affair. He said he knew about mine and was ok with it. I'm not super cool with it but fair is fair I guess. He said sorr… more

How do y'all continue to get back out there and date after being excited about a date so many times and then it fizzles out. People celebrate engagements and weddings but no one celebrates the for… more

People will never blame you for maintaining the status quo. But they often will for changing it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, ‘Is this stool taken?

Unpopular opinion - people totally misunderstand the point of a bachelors degree. A lot of people think it’s just the matter of having a paper that says you accomplished something.

But think that’s al… more

Went on a date after being pursued on the apps. I wasn’t dating because I got assaulted more than a year back. I have done a lot of therapy to be casual about it. I was asked to clarify what did it mean when I sa… more

Got called the n-word with the hard er for the first time in my life today. Well to my face atleast.

How many people here have been to a ki*k club? A friend raved about it last night, that being there made them feel like they belonged.

Random thought… it must be easier to be attractive as in people want to hang around you - when you’re married to a rich family. You have less worries financially so people see you as less risky/cling… more

I'd pay a bunch of money to whatever AI company adds a function that tells users if they have stupid questions instead of answering.

I think calling the job market "horrible" is a stretch. Do you agree? Really, how many of your friends are out of work? Money is still being spent at high rates.

Ladies, getting an IUD is a form of investing 🍿

Just found out my husband is having an affair with another woman 😭

hello it's my birthday 🎂