Some women may be grateful that their husband ate their car jellybeans a month after Easter. I am not this woman.

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A month? Them things are rocks, let them go

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Like, jellybeans you store in your car?

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Yes, in the console. They are clearly mine and usually for road trips minus the occasional sweet tooth weakness.

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Is this some kind of euphemism?

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I found a hidden compartment in my car. It’s my snack compartment now.

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I'd eat my husband if he did that to me

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He belongs to the streets

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steal his favorite snacks

💯 don’t touch my hidden stash of Reese’s!

But don’t you worry about mice?🐭

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Why must woman keep all these things in their cars!! Why!!??

So poetic 🥰

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