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It’s 8:03.
Am I early to work or late?

OP said let me hide my face but show these baldies I have hair, iktfr 🧑🏼‍🦲

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Omg I thought “OOTD” meant “out of the door” and the clock was showing what time you left your house to show how timely you were. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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pic thread? guaranteed pin.

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Only if you post daily puns

What happened to your finner🫣

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Very observant, amiga. I actually ended up injuring myself while detailing my car 🤦🏻

Stubby fingers

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Funny—these ‘stubby’ fingers still outperform most. No drops, no typos.

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Great outfit, but how do you see past the giant clock on your face?

Nah, then I’d lose my sense of timing.

Hey it’s 8:04!

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