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Please refer me in HCL as Service delivery manager. I have job id 1068582BR

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Hi fellow fish need some advice.

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got a CIS form filling link from cognizant, what it is.. i am experirenced java developer...interview clreared at cts and also had salary discussion

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Hello all-

I’m asked to work a Throughput report that seems to be off with forecasting. From my understanding we are off by 2,200 being able to ship. I work in Exports for international. Our main system to pull reporting is SAP. Any suggestions what transaction would provide closer accuracy?

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Any books or online courses you would suggest that cover data science solutions for supply chain?

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I am looking at taking over capacity planning for manufacturing, while keeping my previous responsibility.

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Anyone else use their laptop in a deposition instead of a pad and pen?

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Ugh I wanted to take my son to see a UFC match in person. Just so happens there is one in November at Madison Square Garden - great right! I knew the tickets would be expensive, was willing to pay $400 to $500 a ticket as long as they were decent. The cheapest ticket in the whole arena, basically top row so you can’t see crap, is $506 before you start with the fees!!! Am I wrong or is that just bananas???? Oh well, pay per view it is, maybe have some friends over. Just complaining… happy Friday!

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And Coronavirus also......geez. 🤦‍♀️

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Heads or Tails?

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KPMG stop posting uncropped screenshots 😒

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Calm down! :))

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Wow! McKinsey, what next?

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You can be not nice or not smart. Pick one.

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