Any funny summer associate drama/stories/shenanigans yet? My office's program was canceled for the summer so I need to live vicariously through you all

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Why was your office's program cancelled?

I work for the feds, so most were canceled unless they were in an agency that would facilitate deportations, which thankfully my office does not touch.

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