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Really putting the “junior” in junior copywriter with this one, friend.
The only part of the title that makes sense
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Totally. Same reason you never see giraffes in professional bowling. They fall afoul to spherical objects with a low center of gravity.
As for the aforementioned Gaga, there is a direct correlation between the quality of her latest album and the rampant left-handed garden shear shortage in Belgium. That’s just science. More so economics but you’re not my professor sooooooooo.
Anyway, if you ever catch yourself eating spaghetti with a rake, just remember the moon is not but a hologram. But only if you blink exactly 37 times. Otherwise, it’s just a regular old rock.
Also sorry this was all over the place.
Not.
in hindsight i’d rather have a stroke than endure this post being up. think before hitting post 😭
I’ll bite on the second part as a pop fanatic. And I’ve got 5 mins to spare.
Mainstream pop music right now is in a post-Taylor era with soft catchy melodies (Billie, Sabrina, Chappell, Olivia, even some
of Charli’s Brat etc). It’s largely because TikTok popularises dreamy soundtracks, and the occasional key change/vocal bridge to reflect a visual change.
With Gaga, I just don’t follow. The album is pop with industrial, 70s funk, 80’s synth, 00s rock etc chucked in a blender with lyrics about fucking zombies/demons/witches/werewolves. There’s the Bruno collab and safer moments but I just don’t think objectively that is safe mainstream sound in ‘24/25. I’d also argue shes wayyyyyy less serious now than she’s been in years (she did Hot Ones ffs!). She’s just a bit older and less coked up now.
Not that that was the only flaw in what you posted. 🫠
Maybe she’s tired? You might be too my friend.
Chief
Be sure to bring this up at work to as many c suite people as possible.
As a Gaga stan, allow me to answer this burning question: she’s (disappointingly) leaning hard into this next chapter of her life as a soon-to-be-married woman and hopeful mom. And for some reason like many people who are from “traditional families” like herself, that means you can’t be fun or interesting anymore. Seriously that’s it. She just gloms onto her boring tech bro fiancé now.
Sleep soundly now. 🌛
Did your arms hurt with this reach
what?
no no. keep going