Ask yo girl how I just delivered high performance 😂

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And this is why my spouse tells me to stay off of fishbowl on friday and saturday nights

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You got rolled off

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You were rated a 3

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How?

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With an excellent BJ?

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The fact that you're posting this now means you didn't get any tonight...

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Exactly what my husband always says about posts like this haha

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ill give you a 5, OP. heh

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sounds like you need a mentor. kik me leverager

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single OP?

So after nearly a bottle and a half of Cabernet last night this is all I could come up with? I'm disappointed in drunk me 🙎🏼 Will deliver better quality next time, 🐠.

Nothing less than I'd expect from Accenture

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