Consulting as a dad is painfuk

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Partner goals
✅700+ salary
✅divorced
✅remarried to 25yo
✅first born with opioid addiction
✅second child who hates me
✅drinking with people who can’t stand me but see and opportunity

😯

likefunnyuplifting

Painfuk... love this word now

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Take it easy OP. You cannot blame yourself for all these. Don't know if this helps.
First one is a positive.
Second one may be because of our profession. But that ship has sailed and you cannot do much.
Third one - nothing wrong with that
Fourth one - Send him/her to rehab and spend more time with your first born.
Fifth one - iron out the differences. Keep trying, don't give up
Sixth one - You are supposed to create opportunities for juniors and for clients. Nothing wrong with that. Just work on being more likable. You have made it to the top of this profession. I am confident that you can't be someone who everybody can't stand. There must be some core group of individuals who like and respect you.

If possible, take a LOA and work on above items.

You will fail at some of these but keep trying.

likeuplifting

I feel ya brother

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Yea...testing my partner goals

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@Principal 1. I actually saw number 4 today while out with my family. Quite terrifying.. advice folks, think long and hard...

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