Fuck marry kill. Your MD, your Director, your fellow analyst/associate.

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Fuck the analyst then kill myself.

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Marry MD, Fuck D and Kill A... Isn't this obvious?

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F MD, kill D, Marry ANL

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F D, marry MD and kill A - for sure the only combo that makes sense

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Hahahahahah @MS1

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...are these all girls on this post? Based on average number of girls:guys, straight:gay in banking... Imma say yea

Doesn't surprise me that a GS guy would say something like that

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