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Please suggest :

Data Analytics - 5.4 YOE | 11 LPA CTC

Skills - Python, SQL, Power BI, Azure

Have one offer from EY GDS - Tax GCR - Data Analytics - Senior with 17 LPA fixed + min 10% variable VPB.

Need views on this offer/package & opportunity.

Suggest your views. @EY

Any recent male junior analyst or analyst or new joiner at Boston Consulting Group looking for a flatmate/flat in Bangalore? DM me. Thanks.

Any openings for VMware admin/windows server admin in kochi location?

Hello All,

Can anyone help me to refer me in IBM for Java Springboot Opportunity.

Exp-4+ Yrs

Tech- Java,Springboot, Hibernate

I am an immediate joiner.

Hi everyone I am relocating to Hyderabad next month. Even though I look forward to meeting new people I can’t seem to ignore the fact that I will move away from family. My family situation is already complicated, my mom and dad are not on good terms so we don’t live together and when I move it’ll get worse. I am financially independent but I feel guilty for not being there for them. Is there any possibility of getting transferred to Gurgaon office(a lot closer to my home)if I talk to my manager?

Recently took up running, and looking for a light weight but warm vest to wear. Something good for temps between 30-40 degrees and can squeeze in a carry on. TIA!

How is John St these days for accounts?

I recently was let go (in lieu of accepting my two weeks) and I should have received my March expense check by the end of April per the employment agreement (submitted the report April 1, let go before mid April). I have emailed HR but haven't heard anything. I've got a feeling someone at the top is putting a hold on it.

How do I get my money from them? It's a few hundred dollars

Sorry if this isn't the right bowl for this question - I've checked a few.

Am I the only one left at the end of the month trying to bill 10hour days to meet hours because I slacked off at the beginning of the month? It’s a vicious cycle. Then the end of the month hits and I’m so exhausted that I need to take it was the next week... and the cycle continues

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

How can I break a habit? I tend to subconsciously reach for the TV every time I get a meal. Watching TV makes me eat mindlessly (and more than I’d like to), and I also now feel hungry if I watch TV during non-meal times. Have tried to be more conscious about it but it’s so hard

Anyone watching “The Facts of Life” & “Different Strokes” live special on ABC right now? All the retro commercials in the ad breaks are dope. If not, I’ll tape it for you.

YOE 8, skill business Analyst, looking for a switch. Any Managers or Senior managers here please DM me.

What is the current industry norm package for 10+ total yrs. Exp. in risk management ,people manager. AVP or VP.
MBA from Tier 1 college
BTech from Tier 2 college.

Alternatively , what kind of jobs in financial sector are paying 45 lpa + for above candidate profile.

A relative of mine who is graduating this spring just received a Big 4 offer as an associate in Miami. She is unsure of salary What would be considered a fair salary offer?

Does anyone have Organization Design case study experience?? I’m hoping to get some insight to help prep for my Consultant interview in some days with Deloitte.

I miss the Friday evening post. :-(

Will I ever get over my poverty mindset?

I grew up very poor. I get extreme anxiety and shame when I spend money above $20. Deep down I feel like I should scrounge and save every penny. I use bath towels that are 10 years old and threadbare cause I can't bring myself to buy a "luxury item" despite making oodles of money and have a ton saved and invested.

Anyone else get over this?

Anyone else here just chooses not to eat when too lazy to cook? 😅

I’m in a committed relationship and have realized I developed an elementary school level crush on a coworker. How do I kill the crush and maintain the friendship?

….. I exclusively use cap locks to capitalize words instead of shift

Certainly had a breakdown today, cried, canceled plans for tonight and tomorrow, ate some soup feel so much better .
I’ll be honest older I get more I’d be fine just staying in my apartment 24/7 lol

My ex keeps me on her private Snapchat story, but it’s almost all of the content revolves around her current boyfriend (mostly lovey dovey, sometimes complaining about him) What does it mean?

Cant wait until baseball disappears forever. Boring, perfomance-enhancing sus af 69inning havinazz sleeping pill of a sport; the most boringazz sport in the history of exxxistence itself. Shiets like big pharma, putting the whole of humanity to zzzzzz good god I hope god deletes baseball even tho I dun believe god exists but truth is the real thing that shouldn't exist is baseball fuk

My back hurts so I’ve been laying on the floor looking at Fishbowl all day instead of doing my job.

Anyone have any good office chair recos for sedentary potatoes that wfh?

Sometimes when my spouse snores i’l flick them real hard and they will wake up panicked and I’ll say “ are you okay? It was just a dream a bad dream...shhh just sleep” and then they will calm down and fall back asleep with less of a snore 🥴

I recommend books I've never read to people who ask for book suggestions.

I think I may have made a huge mistake today. My skip level director sent out an email about something and asked us for feedback. I sent back a note and provided some. One of the things I said was that our job satisfaction might be improved if we could do more of X kind of work instead of Y kind of work that we do so much of in our group. The next thing I know, I get a ping from his EA to set up time for me to chat with him and my director tomorrow. I am getting in trouble tomorrow, right?

Something has been bothering me for a long time and I want to get it off my chest.

My firm does upward feedback and I asked about 10 of my team to participate so that I could be a better supervisor for them. My results: I got mostly great feedback with constructive points, however along with it I received the meanest, most cold hearted criticism I’ve ever seen (con’t in comments).

I dont understand why there is such a labor shortage. Especially with corporate private sphere jobs that tend to pay well.

If you work at McDonald's and the government will pay you more to not work, I get it. But not higher caliber jobs.

What’s a pet peeve of yours that a coworker or client does? Mine is that my coworker says “ya know” after literally every sentence they say

So this dude asked me late last night if I wanted to call him and said he needed someone to talk to while working late..told me to let him know if I had a guy over then he’ll talk to someone else. I didn’t have a guy over and not that kind of person so why assume that? It pisses me off.

Do you text your SO when you’re out drinking/partying? Do you expect them to text you?

I have desk whiskey in my home office that I use for most days that end in “y”.