“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

Any firms pay for health insurance in full?

Is the CPA designation worth it? For me it would take me 1 year of PREP courses and 2 years of PEP until i can write the CFE. And I am 27 years old right now. Also wondering if it would be crazy to pursue the CPA while learning how to code to be a developer as well?

Any job opportunity for a business analyst in bangalore? Having 8 YOE, data analytics space, power BI, qlik experience, serving notice period.

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Hello,

Can someone please tell how much % hike is given in s&p yearly for avera performance

Is $180k OTE competitive compensation for a Head of Product Design in a startup? Remote role. East Coast US hours. Managing a team (hands on too) so likely not a checkbox 40h work week.

Hi Fishes,
I am into software testing domain with 2 years in automation and 3 in manual. What is the current market value for a qa over 5years of exp?

Do new hires get a work from home stipend ? If yes how much and how to request for it. I am@a fully remote employee.

If I got a raise for every micro aggression I’ve received while at my current agency, I’d be in a really high income bracket! Hah.

Think they'll mind me taking PTO this week?

Just got email that tomorrow is jeans day due to foreseeable late night. Sunday scaries just got real 👀

Pls help with 11 ❤ to enable DM option. Thanks in advance

I would like to know how much persistent pay for 7.x senior architect.

I got offer from HSBC HDPI , gurgaon for Gurgaon location. Offer is 13.50 lacs for manager Role....
Please help me to understand how much hike I should expect and bonus.
My joining is in end of Oct hence am I eligible for anything..

I’m struggling. I left an agency I liked last year due to growth limitations and since then I’ve worked at 2 different agencies and can’t seem to find my footing. The first one seemed like a good fit at first but then it turned out to not be the best place for me so I left. At my current agency I feel super undervalued. I’m always raising my hand and offering to help where I can and no matter what I do, I don’t feel utilized or valued or part of the team.It’s really taken a toll on my confidence

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Best website to buy contact lenses?

I am new in oracle . Just wanted to know is there any yearly hikes in oracle idc and are hikes project dependent and manager dependent here?

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you at work? One time a co-worker divulged to me that they had a collection of troll dolls that they named and sometimes still played with.

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."