How do ppl find time to make work and do the old gloat ‘n stunt act on linkedin? How do they find time in the day to performatively post, like, and comment on every meaningless beat of the chest? Is their biggest creative endeavor… their own social media dprint? Moreover, what’s the psychic impact of that level of fakery: must be on some don draper meets jack torrance with an ❄️🎱 level of ivansxtc (iykyk) ego breakdown. Dostoevsky couldn’t have written a darker soul near as I can tell.

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Fun fact: Commenting “congrats!” on a LinkedIn post takes 1/100th of the time spent penning a disgruntled Dostoevsky-citing fishbowl post.

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Yeah, we don’t do partially gruntled at Ogilvy.

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You answered your own rhetorical question

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Simple: they make LinkedIn posting part of their daily job requirement. That way it’s part of the work and not separate from it.

Yes much better to spend your time bitterly complaining fishbowl

Just because you can post anonymously on Fishbowl doesn't mean people on aren't posturing. Just means they get nothing from it besides feeding their own dopamine addiction.

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