Dear Creative Directors who’s only talent is showing up to meeting with a full repertoire of buzzwords, die slow. Thanks, everyone.

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Not to be a jerk, but there are three typos in your 21-word post.

Who’s should be whose
Meeting should be meetings
Slow should be slowly

And you’re a Senior Copywriter.

Just saying. Craft matters.

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SD1 Nope. It’s literally a different role. At least at every shop I’ve ever worked in.

There’s that day-after-MLK-day civility we love to see!

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Existentially speaking, aren’t we all dying slowly?

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How’s everyone’s day going?

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Very well, actually. Client loved our preferred script and the microdosing regimen seems to be doing wonders for my mood and creativity.

How are you?

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Unfortunately CD’s like that get promoted... and then become CCOs of consultancies.

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The constant one-note outage and misdirected hostility of entitled kids in agencies these days will make this industry die fast.

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Why a comma? If you were really convicted it would have been colon: die slow.

Stay strong, Move on, prove them wrong.

make sure they take their nasty ass Juul with them

I've got a stash of Mango Juul for the coming juulpocalypse. Good prices. You let me know you need.

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