https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/y3md3v/how-to-organize-your-workplace-without-getting-caught

Feel like this has probably been asked in here 1,000x but...

I have an idea for a web+mobile based platform

I’ve done market sizing, know exactly what it is and how it’ll work, and even have verbal seed funding offers.

But I can’t code.

What do I do next and how do I protect my idea from being stolen?

Cloud architect here heading home to the uk, 6 years at Microsoft and ex-aws.
How’s the job market currently? I may stay with MS but fancy something a bit more hands-on, maybe a startup? Also is wfh still a thing over there?

I have an offer from Principal Global Services. How is the company culture? Is it better than most other companies? How about growth opportunities?

Who is looking for a new sales opportunity?
I have openings on our sales team. High intensity environment, startup culture. Great for someone looking to build new skill sets or recent grad looking to move into sales. Holding brief 10 minute calls to go over more details. $60K base, full benefits, uncapped commission. Must be NY based. Comment if you’d like a DM to discuss more

Guys thoughts on #NNN..??
Any 1 lost already..?

Any tennis players in Chicago willing to play/parter weekly? I used to play competitively in college but been out of touch for years. Want to get back to my fav sport!

Best part time certification for data analytics so I can get out of tax? I need something that is recognized so I can get a job...

One of my coworkers has withheld information that's important to my research because of a personal conflict we had. Should I speak to management or is it his right?

I test drove a 2017 330 gt, got an offer for around 28K. I need to fit 2 child seats and don’t want to get an SUV. It’s surprisingly roomy inside. Asking for the pros here for any insights or things to be aware of before I pull the trigger. My first german car upgrading from an accord.

Does anyone know if we get Verizon or Apple discounts through Accenture? If so, where do I find more info? Buying a new phone at the moment

Thoughts on joining ZS at AC level
versus Deloitte Human Capital Consultant level
versus capgemini Sr consultant in workforce transformation?

Total comps? Culture? Career advancement?

Is there an online or college course which concentrates on the craft of Art Direction? Like the developer bootcamp, but covering visual story telling, photo art direction, animation, video, etc

Seattle native in DC tomorrow during Hawks game. Best place to watch game near Georgetown?

How to check the version of SAP Ariba which is being used? And what is the latest version of SAP Ariba?

OFFICIAL "BULLSHIT JOBS" DISCUSSION THREAD

The first things you need to organize your workplace are a full staff list and an org chart (title hierarchy). If those don't already exist, you can make them.

Work on yours this week!

Humane hours would be nice. Also some parameters for weekend work. It either doesn’t happen or we are paid handsomely for it?

"The real inconvenient truth is not just that there is environmental pollution, which there certainly is, but that there is also social pollution. The work hours that companies are demanding of...”

Imagine being the first agency to unionize. Imagine the press. For an industry that is so fueled by media attention, it would be a company's dream... wouldn't it?

To what extent to platforms facilitate union formation? To what extent do they discourage it? You'd think websites like glassdoor, linkedin, and this one would all be in an incredibly powerful position from the point of view of union organizing and the way they design the site could work for us or against us. So I'm asking two questions - how do we use the sites to build solidarity and organize unions but also can the sites better facilitate this process?

Anyone at my company interested in Marxism ?

Roe V Wade just got overturned, what are we going to do about it?

Anyone else still at work? Because I am.

And some people wonder why I started this bowl.

My partner and dog are sitting at home waiting for me.

Sigh.

Soooo we just got bought by Accenture. Anyone want to get this project off the ground?? Like, soon???

It's been a busy couple of weeks at my workplace. Have you all been keeping your heads above water?

Tell your friends to join this bowl!

(Just don't tell your bosses.)

Rumors that an NYC-based PR company may be in the midst of organizing. They'd be the first in our industry, but still no advertising agencies yet!

When they lay people off, they often keep things quiet because it will "effect morale". But the firing itself is what effects morale. Being secretive about it undermines respect and harms morale more.