So much work, so little time😭

Anyone here quit juuling and then feel very drowsy all the time?

Having another phone interview with the same Amazon person again. Not sure what to make of it.

Does anybody else want to throatpunch that douchebag in the ameritrade commercials?

Can’t help but think about the same routines I’ll have to do all over again tmr

115 base comp
15k quarterly bonus
130 TC
3-5 years experience Marketing Manager
I feel like this is low — what are some comparable TC packages?

Anyone looking for a freelance Sr Writer or ACD? Big campaigns, awards, press, all that silly shit. Hit me up, thanks!

Starting a staffing company, suggest some name for it. Most liked one will be selected.

What does drug testing look like after you get an offer?

Favorite native partners?

hi all! I'm starting my journey in VC as of next week, focusing particularly in LatAm ventures, although within a global fund. I'd love to connect with other investors as well!

Can someone please help me calculate my Utilization? The Client Service Hours on ToD seems to be confusing. When does the utilisation for the year start? April or June?

What percent do you think big law firms collect on large class action lawsuits? On average, assuming it is all on a contingency basis.

What is job security in hexaware for Devops roles? Anyone please

I’m an AE and make a fair amount of money, but I wouldn’t mind making a few extra bucks a month. I’m a little embarrassed to pick up a side job.. does/did anyone else pick up a side job at this level?

For a writing sample: Is it better to use a motion that you won, or a motion that may reflect better writing/analysis, but that you lost? Does your answer change if the winning motion is more recent than the losing one?

Anyone use Freedom Boat Club or another boat membership in Chicago? How much is it and any pros/cons?

I recieved an offer from barclays as a process advisor. ( BA2) Can someone tell me is the work hectic for that role in barclays?
And what are the growth chances in this role within the company?

Does anyone run a business in addition to their firm? I’m a solo and I’m doing pretty well with about 60-70 billable hours a month. Though that leaves a lot of downtime. Curious if anyone has any second businesses that require about 20 hours a week. Not looking for passive income or franchise ideas though.

I lashed out emotionally at work recently as of result of a lot pent up frustration. In short I accused those around me of personally attacking me. And I am worried I will loose my job as of result.

Thinking of getting a lovely boob job to complete my aesthetic.

Ladies with a boob job - is it worth it?

I workout a lot I don't want it to hinder me

Also heard scary stories of women getting sicknesses from boob job.

How come there are so many pregnancy announcements on LinkedIn 🤔

I always buy the same clothes (color and pattern) over and over again. So in all my pictures I look like I’m wearing the same clothes since I was 21😂. But I just buy new ones every year 😈🧐.

This middle schooler told me that smelling nice makes your more eloquent and then sprayed me with something. I don't know what he did but after that I had a weird axe-scent.

What do you think about Retention Bonuses? Is it a good or a bad thing? Love to hear your thoughts on this.

For Valentine’s Day my fiancé and I went out to dinner. We decided not to do any gifts this year since we have a lot of trips planned and saving for the wedding. I had a $75 gift card that I decided to contribute for dinner and figured he would pay the rest since it was Valentine’s Day. The next day he venmoed me for the half of the remaining bill. We usually split everything but this one threw me off guard. Anyone else experience not being taken out anymore after dating a long time?

I am seeing a guy and having a hard time thinking about him in terms of long term relationship. One thing that bothers me is that he never showers after he comes back from the gym and I told him that I find it nasty. We currently live separately so I don't have to see him after he works out which is a good thing but I can easily see this being a problem in the future. Any tips? And NO I don't want to go to therapy lol

Anybody want to bring me to the Slalom Denver party last minute?

Does Chicago have a secret sex society ?

🎶I don't know why I slept with that guy,
Perhaps I was high...🎵

I tried to break up with my SO and instead they talked their way out of it for an hour and we're now on a "break" that involves the same amount of contact as before so not really sure what i accomplished

I wanna be distracted from .. whatever admin work I am doing now. How was everyone’s day?

This is gonna sound super bigheaded & egotistical but I promise it’s coming from a humble place

I’m what you could call an over achiever. Damn near straight A’s all my life without really trying. Graduated school straight to a six figure job, wrapping up my masters, and I’m in real estate & stocks. I work out often, so I’m fit, and I’m considered a “chad” I guess you could say

I get a lot of praise for these things and sometimes I just don’t know what to say. I say thank you of course (cont)

It’s interesting how ambition can actually be a bad thing. I want to make tens of millions and impact millions of people and leave a big legacy. But then the problem is with dreams that big I struggle so much to relax. I feel so much pressure to always be productive. I’m a human doing not a human being. And then I also think “well dang if I want to accomplish all these things I should be further by now” which that isn’t good for mental health either. I wish I was content with less

Let’s try a game: put some song lyrics into consulting / corporate speak and we have to try to guess the song. I’ll start:
Young lady, what is your name?
I’d like to converse with you, perhaps purchase you an alcoholic beverage,
I’m T-Pain, you are likely aware of who I am already,
I am signed to Konvict Muzik and Nappy Boy Record labels, ooh wee,
It is my understanding that this establishment closes at 3 AM, what would you say the odds are of you continuing the night with me?