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I read this as your 'work partner' refuses to flatulate around you and it became very weird tbh.
I guess I'll chime in fully here. My wife never farts in front of me and I keep it mutually respectful. While it doesn't seem incredibly significant, it does tend to add an element of the "unknown" about my partner. Maybe uncorrelated but in 6 years the romance has not faded. I love my wife. I absolutely adore and bask in the moments where I wake up before her and get to see the sun bathe her body, elegantly each morning. I wake up earlier so this is the first thing I see each day. I'm still in love with her. 6 years later I completely love this women, even more than I did when she said "yes". And yea, it's probably because she won't fart in front of me 💁♂️.
My parents fart in front of each other and they’ve been happily married for over 35 years...sooo I don’t think women need to let ppl think we fart hearts and unicorn glitter so guys can try to stay in love with who they think we should be.
“When you hold in a fart it travels up to your brain and that’s where your shitty ideas come from.”
So you want your gf to fart in front of you? What a weird fetish
Married going on ten years. She rarely, rarely farts near me. Says it's a little thing that keeps romance alive. Thought it was weird for a while, now I never think of it. Except we have three kids who are constantly ripping it.
Following, for the kek
#FreeTheFart
Lead by example.
You’re focused on the wrong stuff, dude.
My boyfriend and I fart infront of each other all the time, but I think it's kind of sweet that she cares to not fart. I mean, we all know how awful it feels to hold it in.
WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP USING THE "F" WORD?! As a lady I am incensed by all this talk of the unthinkable, unmentionable act which we do not participate in. As R/GA mentioned it's all unicorns and glitter here. #FearTheFart #StopPretendingWomenArentHumans #WomenArePeopleToo #WomenFart
Farts are funny. I love farts. If I couldn't fart in front of my guy I'd be real sad.
What makes you think I'm a dude?
She farts in her sleep, you can only suppress the demons for so long.
@MD1 I sniff what you're smellin'
Feed them beans.
If you hold in your farts, you hold in your heart.
Update, not the slightest peep.
Fax. All creatives love farts.
lol thanks for the update 💨👎🏻
I call everyone dude, dude.