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Step 1: Hire a KPMG lawyer
Step 2: receive death sentence for parking ticket💀

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It can barely provide consulting services as it is - doubling down on the embarrassment I see!

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Happy to refer for Accenture 🙂

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Do you guys get random emails offering to discuss a possible position? I get many of these and I’m not sure if they are legit!
It’s usually the coo or ceo that emails which is kinda weird! Would be happy to hear your thoughts!

Hi Fishes,
I'm looking for a Salesforce Developer opportunity.
Any referral would be a great help to me.

YoE: total-3.10 years, Salesforce rel: 3years
Skills: Apex, Salesforce CRM, Configuration, Customisation and Integration
Certification: Platform Developer 1
Preferred location: Hyderabad

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Have offer from deloitte india and kpmg global with almost same package. Which one is better

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Why is the ad community in London so cliquey?

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Anyone have senior leadership bragging to the trade press this week about how great their agency is at handling staff’s mental health when in fact they’re personally responsible for leaving disaster in their wake?

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National insurance

how’s everyone feeling about this?

Quite miffed as I just got a small pay rise and now I think this plus the upcoming not rises in utilities and inflation will pretty much cancel it out.

This country is fucked lol

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Tata Consultancy - received offer and had word with delivery manager for project in Australia in which they can process me immediately. Need advice - once I join , how long it takes to process visa for Australia and get on boarded for the project in TCS. Yoe 7 years CTC 26lpa Jb 1 lk

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I am a BSc IT Graduate who's been working in BPO for almost 5 years.
I was planning to make my switch to Data Analytics, is that a good choice?

Can this previous experience of mine come in handy, if i have to switch to BA or DA?
My Current CTC : 5 LPA

Would i be starting as a fresher or can i be able to milk this experience of mine to switch to this new role?

Hi fishes,
Has anyone worked on PEOPLEDOC to Servicenow integration?
If yes please let me know😕

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Any Muslim moms here?

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My marriage is beyond repair I think. Husband just said we keep having the same conversations over and over in the past year about things we’ve been trying to fix. Is a year enough time? 11 years together for reference. And I don’t think his statement is true - he literally mentioned one of those things last week that he was happy about. I just can’t do it with these vague statements in arguments.

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Hello Guys ,
I am looking for a refer in paypal for the role of data scientist 1 .

I have an exp of 5 years. Can someone please refer me to this role .

Do you sometimes read your evaluation, all you want to is to quit and you can dispute on everything they say?

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How much higher should my 1099 hourly rate be compared to hourly breakdown of annual salary? Like add 30% for taxes, then roughly how much more considering no benefits etc. - like 10-15%?

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Happy Thursday 🐠

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As a designer, I found this funny.

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He passed soon after eating "all the bacon they had"

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When you are back to work on Monday and trying to put on a smile

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If these were the big 4, what firm would each of these men represent?

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2021 outlook for consulting from my fortune teller

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Oh my god! Poor millennials!

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It was foretold in the ancient murals

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When you’re remote, but the rest of your team is in the client city together doing dinners and hanging out

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Survey shows 75% of japanese people lie on survey questions

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Heads or Tails?

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You tired? Just do this. You’re welcome ☺️

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When your client is understanding of your schedule, listens to your recommendations, and thanks you for your hard work.

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How most my dates go

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Canadian and EU workers justifying 30-50% lower compensation figures for similar work and higher taxes by trashing on US healthcare and social issues

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When someone says popcorn is a skinny snack (look closely)

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I'm floating away 🍕🍔🍩

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Kinda feel the same way when writing a business proposal, then defending it.

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